Mr and Mrs Cheng often felt unwell. They went to see Dr Fang at least once a week. Dr Fang was alway

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Mr and Mrs Cheng often felt unwell. They went to see Dr Fang at least once a week. Dr Fang was always cheerful. He listened to Mr and Mrs Cheng carefully. Then he told them a joke:
     Yesterday a lady came nervously. She touched her arm, her leg and her stomach."Doctor," she said, "when I touch these places, I feel a pain (疼痛). What’s the matter with me?"I told her, "Your finger is broken!"
Mr and Mrs Cheng laughed. They felt better and went home. The next week they visited Dr Fang again. He told them another joke:
Two days ago a man came to see me. He said he could see two of everything.When I asked him to sit on the chair, he asked me, “Which one?"
     Mr and Mrs Cheng both laughed and went home felling better. A week later, the Chengs went to see Dr Fang again. He told them a new Joke:
Last week a lady told me that when she drank coffee, she got a pain in thehead. I told her to take the spoon out before she drank it.
The Chengs laughed and left happily.

4l. In the first joke _________ parts of the body are mentioned.
A. two         B. three        C. four         D. five
42. In the second joke something may be wrong with the man's _________.
A. arms        B. eyes         C. legs         D. ears
43. In the last joke the lady got a pain in the head when she _________.
A. saw a doctor      B. heard jokes        C. sat on a chair      D. drank coffee

41. C  42. B.   43. D  

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